Marie Colbin
Nude

Austria is the home of Wolfgang Mozart, a great composer and a notorious horndog, at least if we’re to believe the litany of Hollywood biopics. And if that’s true, well, then Austrian arouser Marie Colbin must be something of a historical figure, as her figure, or rather her ancestors’ figures, were likely to have inspired Mozart to make beautiful music in his pants. So with that in mind, let’s look at Marie’s first nude scene in the explicit Sei zärtlich, Pinguin (1982), where she got full frontal with a fully-shown, fully-erect penis. Yes, just three years after graduating from the Mozarteum in Salzburg, she starred in the matchmaker-finds-love-for-everyone-but- herself drama, which translates to “Be Gentle, Penguin” and features all three of Maria’s B’s, including a scene where she chomps down on some grapes while nude. Marie is the kind of actress who loves to show it all, and she did again in the TV mini-series about an elevator handler who rises up to become a member of high society, Bekenntnisse des Hochstaplers Felix Krull (1982), where, she treats a penthouse suite like a Penthouse Playmate photoshoot by lounging in a hotel bed naked. Although, she does hide when room service interrupts all the servicing. Marie’s mams were on display as well in the movie Der Fall Bachmeier – Keine Zeit für Tränen (1984), where once again she shows all three B’s. Then, after 1986’s Die Walsche, she disappeared from the film scene and never acted again. Marie was physically abused by Nobel Prize winner Peter Handke, but showed him by getting her own book published in 2013. Marie should be proud to be a published author, but not as proud of the body she so often put on display back in her acting days. Thanks for letting us see, Marie!